Idiot fly and wise Spider

SPIDER | Dear fly please come to my home. Last night, I web my net. I clean all the dirt from my home. Please welcome to my home. You’ll feel free, if you visit here.

FLY | its O.K. don’t say this kind of words. Everybody knows your business. If anyone enters in to your web, he could never return. Oh! God, I’ll not do that, at all.

SPIDER| My web has many windows. You can choose anyone. Why you are fling here and there. Come here babe, sleep here peacefully. It is swinging in the air.

FLY| I don’t need to swing myself in you net. Hearing your sweet words if I change my mind, I have to die like others. I go there and sleep, then that I can’t getup from that sleep again. I don’t want that kind of help from you.

SPIDER| Why you are thinking like that? I arrange a lot of foods for dinner. We’ll dance, sing and laugh here. Forget your all head ache.

FLY | your offer will not make me crazy. I am not hungry. I understand your dirty politics.

SPIDER| Dear, Fly you are very beautiful and sexy. Your eyes are made of a lot of diamonds and winds are colored with the seven colors of Rainbow. Use your six feet and come to me.

FLY | My heart is beating. (Why not I try once to go there?) Dear, Spider please saves me.

 

SOME FANTASTIC IDEAS FOR A ROMANTIC EVENING

I speak to quite a lot of women who complain that their husband and boyfriends don’t arrange them a romantic evening like a few years back in their relationship. It’s become such a familiar grieve that I started asking men why this was so. I never did get a satisfactory answer but instinct tells me embarrassment plays a large part in their reluctance! If this is true then I have a suggestion that should satisfy you both- man and woman. One day I want you to clear your living room and well- decorate it, set up a glitter ball or at least some colored lights, rent a tuxedo. Wait for the door bell.

When your partner comes home, say after a hard day at work- greet her at the door with roses and smile. No matter what her age, most women find big band music terribly romantic, so you may want to scare up some Glenn Miller tunes. This idea scores 10/10 (ten out of ten) in Truly Sappy Romance evening. But trust me; she’ll surely love it.

Some time it is necessary to see your lover with new eyes. The best ways I know to recovering that freshness are 1. Avoid ignoring her and 2. Look at her as the way we used to see each other. I’ve known many a man and a woman who not a keen appreciator of what is beautiful about the world. So, you can find out the best quality of your partner and every people in the world have some kind of individuality and beautifulness.

Give it a try and don’t utter any kind of deficiency related to your partner. Take her for a surprise trip to the playground, for instance. Enjoy the game whatever she like or you like.

Around sunset the public play ground become a deserted place and both of you will get a very romantic evening. It is a good idea to go to a station-restaurant at late night and buy some chocolaty ice-cream for her. Get inside in you car and shear the ice-cream with her. Can’t afford to go to Hawaii? Try using a little imagination and ware a flowered shirt, hang a paper moon in the living room, play some Hawaiian music and take come county drink in halved coconut shells. It is rally full of comedic- but romantic!

Instate of taking a bath by candlelight, try taking a bath in complete darkness. Sometimes by not being able to see something, we experience the essence of it more keenly. Your sense of smell, of touch, will be heightened dramatically. The sloshing of the water and the roughness of your bath towel, the dewy softness of her skin all are true sensuality for a romantic evening. Have fun! Remember, romance is not for the humorless heart.

 

A worst cheater’s story

 

There was a chat between Harry and Xenia in the last night on the internet. From that time, she experienced an extraordinary need for Harry, again and again. Harry told her a lot of charming words over the mobile phone. Harry said, “You are kissing my lips, and you body and mind is just wavering in my arm”. That time, she answered, “I am missing you Harry- Come to me please”. “Dear! Take me to the higher” she added. These kinds of sentences have some emotional meaning for them. But, Xenia had an urgent need for Harry. She was spending a lot for her cell phone bills. Her heart and body were ached by Harry’s words. She could not forget a single word. She always went to Harry at the weekend. She felt herself free and safe.

One night, it was very late. Xenia had driven her car for several hours. She was feeling tired. She was standing alone in front of the Harry’s House and was knocking at the door. It was September and the weather was freezing. She had not seen him for a long time. Hallow, Harry, how do you do? Xenia’s sexy body was energetic for Harry. She was constantly watching Harry. At a standstill, she was waiting for the right moment.

Harry felt no hesitation to close his hands around Xenia. He took her in his arms and showed the muscle to bring her onto his bed. Xenia was not nervous. She was taking it usually. She knew Harry’s eyes and it was constantly looking at her body. He was slowly removing Xenia’s dresses. It was slightly hot inside the room. Xenia was speech less. She uttered nothing. But, her sweet smile of pleasure was making Harry crazier. “Sweet heart, you are clod now, give me a chance to make you hotter” Harry said. He also slowly removed his cloth. “Can you remember when you have first naked for me?” Xenia asked to Harry. He was surprised. “Why you are asking this?” he said. Xenia was looking at his necked body. She remembered that night. They were in the final year of their high school.

Harry and his first girl friend were in love. Harry was Xenia’s love at first glance. Harry and that girlfriend were married. But, Xenia could not forget Harry. She always went to Harry for her urgent need. Harry took a special place in her heart. Xenia could not understand the relationship. Harry behaved just like a pet. Xenia helped Harry to take off his shirt. Both of them slimed at each other. They got their answer at that smile. Her hands were slowly moving over Harry’s node body. “Your body is a gorgeous as it was earlier” Harry said. Xenia closed her eyes to enjoy the pleasure. For that moment she reached at the vulnerable stage of love. They were sensually kissing each other.

 

Harry’s wife, Jessica was out of station for a couple of weeks. He assumed that there was no chance of her arrival. Xenia and Harry were having their pleasure in the bed. They forgot to close the entrance door. She reached at home with their only daughter, Sheena. She was 14 years old. She loved her father like other children. Jessica and Sheena found Harry and Xenia in his bedroom.

Jessica was stunt and she was senseless. But, Sheena took it normally and told her father to wear his cloth. She dialed the doctor’s telephone number. “Sorry miss, we just interrupted you.” She said to Xenia and gently requested, “You may leave now, and don’t forget to meet my daddy in any other secrete place”.