Jokes & fun


I’m not writing and just sitting in front of my computer and talking and my computer is doing this entire job. I am happy because it is doing it optimistically. The Internet connection is not good for some time. Now I got the GPRS connection. Typing a post was a hard working job for me. I can’t post, what is in my mind. One of my friends is doing its job very comfortable using microphone. And the idea is given to me by my friend. This excites me and everyday there is a lot of happening in mind-set and I am free to share these things. I entered into my room and making this post with that tool. Now everything is moving very easy for me. It was hidden in my computer. Returning from the market I just sit down in front of my computer and talking just I talk to my friends. Everything is doing very easy by the computer. I’m very happy as it is doing humane things. It may be a menace post for you but it still looks pretty and I’m getting back into the knowledge. I’m going to see TV shows. These two things – My GPRS phone and my talking phone are wonderful tools for me.

 

Like various form of art people like painting, acting and dancing making fun is also an art. In this modern cyber world people find some new way to share good fun with other.

Early people wait for a TV program like Americas funniest video (AFV) or world funniest video in the animal planate channel to laugh at full free mode. Now you can get a lot of funny joke from different topic for cheer up. Your home made funny videos can put some smile to many other around the world. Apart from video and joke your camera can catch the funniest moment in the funny pictures. So funny picture photography is also a valuable art indeed. In the form of game like Adrenaline Challenge now you can share your fun among your friends and relative. Such optical illusions are real treat for health smiley living. After a long duty in the office and countless order of wife, boss and children a man want some time when he could smile reading some funny fact. The people doing this fun making job are not just joking. They are really doing some art works indeed. In making jokes sometime people lose some standard which are not substantial. Choosing the right topic for the right person to make them laugh is real quality maintaining charge for the fun makers. It may be in the form of game, video, picture or just joke but every thing in good fun is an art indeed.

Pervez Musharraf talk

Buddy 1: Any possibility of next Poll in Pakistan.

Dude 2: 1st week of 2008 under emergency condition

Buddy 1: did Musharraf said this

Dude 2:  ..I read the telegraph on Monday.

Buddy 1: where he said so?

Dude 2: He said so in a news conference in Islamabad

Buddy 1: Is he in any pressure?

Dude 2: The pressure of the west leads him to prove the democracy in Pakistan

Buddy 1: what a chief he is!

Dude 2: after an army chief.

Buddy 1: Dose he interested to back to his military?

Dude 2: He is ready to fulfill his promise

Buddy 1: what kind of promise?

Dude 2: He wants to be a civilian President

Buddy 1: So a free and fair election is required in Pakistan

Dude 2: some positive side of Musharraf is there

Buddy 1: what is that?

Dude 2: He fought against Terrorism

Buddy 1: but still that problem is there

Dude 2: yes he don’t deny that

Buddy 1: how..

Dude 2: He said they were failed to take action against that problem

Buddy 1: why he called it the war on terror?

Dude 2: he don’t like the extremist

Buddy 1: why he using under emergency condition

Dude 2: To ensure a free and fair election

Buddy 1: that will help him to re-elect again with people’s support.

Dude 2: It is democracy- if people like a person he will be the leader

Depression spoiled all happy moments of our living. Millions of people around the world are the worst victim of depression. Live7n is dedicated to present them laughter. We know million of non English speaking people are reading the website. They’ll easily understand the meaning of this post as a friend’s letter. Be a live7n’s friend and get rid of you any kind of depression. You can write to us about your any Personal problem. Why you can’t laugh? Why you forget smiling? Only love can solve all your reason of grief and sadness.

 

Answer two simple questions? What is your love? Who love you most?

It is none but You. I love myself and it is true for everyone in the universe. It is true for cats, dogs and any animal in the universe.  A lot of people are searching a job in the Internet. So their reason for depression is that they are not getting the right job. Others are trying to catch other people for their own profit.  I meet a lot of kid they spend all of their pocket money in the Internet gaming. But are they happy with that? The answer is negative. Why this is an unending process for gaining the success? We have forgotten to love ourselves.

 

We human being, are the best creature of the universe. Eating, drinking and sleeping is not the main duty of life. An ordinary animal could also do that. If we think that, in this life we have to achieve a lot, and so we have the freedom to do any that then we are in the darkness.

 

The light of this life is in the presence in everybody’s mind not by loving a single Personal of a single profession in the world.

 

I meet a lot of people everyday and ask them why you are sad. Some people are unhappy as they have no money and some people say that they have no job. It is not truth, when I ask them whether you starving, today. They say no. I also meet so called success people in this part of the world and asked the same question again. They also say that they are not happy. You are earning much money and wealth every day. But do you have any compassion for yourself? Party, nightlife, and long drive everything makes your life just like the life of a clock’s hand.  

 Make a little bit of time for your self and feel a complete relax for just half an hour. You have a lot of knowledge and power shares it with other people. Next morning when you meet some one first make a lovely smile in his of her face. You may not know her well. Still, try to meet the unknown Person with a happy face. The unknown face will act just like a mirror and you’ll find the happiness in his or her face. Practice this for a few days and than tell me where is your Depression.

 

 

horror.gif

I love horror film and horror story book. Five friends are just talking about Ghost. We are talking for five hours. It is really funny. One after another everybody is telling a new story on the same topic. I don’t know any one is there who is just like me. Today I am telling one such story of ghost. The story was in a regional language. So, I change its character’s names and place also. So, as I have read that, I am just translating it for my global readers.

It was a pea size island near Scotland. My grandfather was a teacher in that island, and teaching in a local school. The place was called Lamped. It was early part of nineteen century and telephone was not discovered at that time. He had a bicycle to travel a distance of one mile to reach at his school. The place was almost a no-man’s land. People of that village were depending on cultivation and they were traditionalist. The
Land was not good for agriculture and so people of that village got a few tons of crops every year and they share it among themselves. They were bravo people. After all they were living a very happy live around the year.

There was a person named Allan Cameroon. His house was one mile away from the village. Cameroon was good friend of my grandfather, John Decoct and often he came to the teacher’s house. Once, Cameroon was ill for few days and he died. He had no relatives. So his all wealth was sold but, nobody was ready to buy his house. It kept abandoned.

Few months later, one cowboy, Stewart McGill was passing nearby that house. It was a full moon night. Suddenly he looked at the window of the house. He saw the shadow of Allan Cameroon inside the house. He was frightened and speechless. His heart stopped beating. The hairs were stand like trees.

He started running and running. He reached to the teacher’s house. He told the whole story to the teacher. My grandfather didn’t believe these. He said to McGill that he was a fool. This kind of story has no meaning.

McGill understood nothing, at that time. He told that story to other people. Immediately, the news spread all over the island. The elder people are interested in this connection. They started to give some prediction about that. In this island, only the teacher got the newspaper but not daily. It comes ones in a month. People ran to his house to know that news. That was a party day. Everybody was sitting around a fire in the teacher’s premises. And they were listening from news paper, read by my Grandfather, who was reading that like a newspaper reader. They didn’t left the advertisement also. Even some were reading that twice. In that meeting people from different category were present. Farmers, church’s father, cowboy all were present there. Hoyden was a black smith; he had a shop in the village. He was a person with a terrible straight and trick mind. Any matter, that discus in front of Hoyden, which should be clear to him by the speaker. In such a meeting my grand father was talking about the McGill’s story of Allan Cameroon’s shadow. My grand father was just explaining the whole story using his logic and scientific thought. At that time, one villager came to the teacher and told that the shadow was seen by another person in the same place. This time the person is a woman. It was seen at the same time and same place.

The meet was stop at time. John Decoct didn’t take it seriously. He said that they were just joking. But, Hoyden was excited, he opposed Mr. John Decoct. There was a conflict between John and Hoyden, about the existence of the Ghost. Other members in the meeting were laughing at the black smith. He challenged John Decoct and said, “Hallow! Mr. Teacher, if you don’t believe in Cameroon’s shadow then come tomorrow night in front of Cameroon’s house.” Everybody clapped; John Decoct tried to overlook the matter as a joking. But, Hoyden was not interested. The present, villagers’ opinion was in favor of Hoyden. One of them said, “Mr. John Decoct, if you didn’t believe in those story then you have to prove that.” The teacher thought that if he opposed the challenge of Hoyden he would loss his fame. After a minute he said “Of course, I’ll go. But if I return then, also you people remain same kind of fool.” Hoyden said “O.K. Teacher, first you go and prove it”

What happen next for that visit Live7n.com, tomorrow?

SPIDER | Dear fly please come to my home. Last night, I web my net. I clean all the dirt from my home. Please welcome to my home. You’ll feel free, if you visit here.

FLY | its O.K. don’t say this kind of words. Everybody knows your business. If anyone enters in to your web, he could never return. Oh! God, I’ll not do that, at all.

SPIDER| My web has many windows. You can choose anyone. Why you are fling here and there. Come here babe, sleep here peacefully. It is swinging in the air.

FLY| I don’t need to swing myself in you net. Hearing your sweet words if I change my mind, I have to die like others. I go there and sleep, then that I can’t getup from that sleep again. I don’t want that kind of help from you.

SPIDER| Why you are thinking like that? I arrange a lot of foods for dinner. We’ll dance, sing and laugh here. Forget your all head ache.

FLY | your offer will not make me crazy. I am not hungry. I understand your dirty politics.

SPIDER| Dear, Fly you are very beautiful and sexy. Your eyes are made of a lot of diamonds and winds are colored with the seven colors of Rainbow. Use your six feet and come to me.

FLY | My heart is beating. (Why not I try once to go there?) Dear, Spider please saves me.

I speak to quite a lot of women who complain that their husband and boyfriends don’t arrange them a romantic evening like a few years back in their relationship. It’s become such a familiar grieve that I started asking men why this was so. I never did get a satisfactory answer but instinct tells me embarrassment plays a large part in their reluctance! If this is true then I have a suggestion that should satisfy you both- man and woman. One day I want you to clear your living room and well- decorate it, set up a glitter ball or at least some colored lights, rent a tuxedo. Wait for the door bell.

When your partner comes home, say after a hard day at work- greet her at the door with roses and smile. No matter what her age, most women find big band music terribly romantic, so you may want to scare up some Glenn Miller tunes. This idea scores 10/10 (ten out of ten) in Truly Sappy Romance evening. But trust me; she’ll surely love it.

Some time it is necessary to see your lover with new eyes. The best ways I know to recovering that freshness are 1. Avoid ignoring her and 2. Look at her as the way we used to see each other. I’ve known many a man and a woman who not a keen appreciator of what is beautiful about the world. So, you can find out the best quality of your partner and every people in the world have some kind of individuality and beautifulness.

Give it a try and don’t utter any kind of deficiency related to your partner. Take her for a surprise trip to the playground, for instance. Enjoy the game whatever she like or you like.

Around sunset the public play ground become a deserted place and both of you will get a very romantic evening. It is a good idea to go to a station-restaurant at late night and buy some chocolaty ice-cream for her. Get inside in you car and shear the ice-cream with her. Can’t afford to go to Hawaii? Try using a little imagination and ware a flowered shirt, hang a paper moon in the living room, play some Hawaiian music and take come county drink in halved coconut shells. It is rally full of comedic- but romantic!

Instate of taking a bath by candlelight, try taking a bath in complete darkness. Sometimes by not being able to see something, we experience the essence of it more keenly. Your sense of smell, of touch, will be heightened dramatically. The sloshing of the water and the roughness of your bath towel, the dewy softness of her skin all are true sensuality for a romantic evening. Have fun! Remember, romance is not for the humorless heart.

 

There was a chat between Harry and Xenia in the last night on the internet. From that time, she experienced an extraordinary need for Harry, again and again. Harry told her a lot of charming words over the mobile phone. Harry said, “You are kissing my lips, and you body and mind is just wavering in my arm”. That time, she answered, “I am missing you Harry- Come to me please”. “Dear! Take me to the higher” she added. These kinds of sentences have some emotional meaning for them. But, Xenia had an urgent need for Harry. She was spending a lot for her cell phone bills. Her heart and body were ached by Harry’s words. She could not forget a single word. She always went to Harry at the weekend. She felt herself free and safe.

One night, it was very late. Xenia had driven her car for several hours. She was feeling tired. She was standing alone in front of the Harry’s House and was knocking at the door. It was September and the weather was freezing. She had not seen him for a long time. Hallow, Harry, how do you do? Xenia’s sexy body was energetic for Harry. She was constantly watching Harry. At a standstill, she was waiting for the right moment.

Harry felt no hesitation to close his hands around Xenia. He took her in his arms and showed the muscle to bring her onto his bed. Xenia was not nervous. She was taking it usually. She knew Harry’s eyes and it was constantly looking at her body. He was slowly removing Xenia’s dresses. It was slightly hot inside the room. Xenia was speech less. She uttered nothing. But, her sweet smile of pleasure was making Harry crazier. “Sweet heart, you are clod now, give me a chance to make you hotter” Harry said. He also slowly removed his cloth. “Can you remember when you have first naked for me?” Xenia asked to Harry. He was surprised. “Why you are asking this?” he said. Xenia was looking at his necked body. She remembered that night. They were in the final year of their high school.

Harry and his first girl friend were in love. Harry was Xenia’s love at first glance. Harry and that girlfriend were married. But, Xenia could not forget Harry. She always went to Harry for her urgent need. Harry took a special place in her heart. Xenia could not understand the relationship. Harry behaved just like a pet. Xenia helped Harry to take off his shirt. Both of them slimed at each other. They got their answer at that smile. Her hands were slowly moving over Harry’s node body. “Your body is a gorgeous as it was earlier” Harry said. Xenia closed her eyes to enjoy the pleasure. For that moment she reached at the vulnerable stage of love. They were sensually kissing each other.

 

Harry’s wife, Jessica was out of station for a couple of weeks. He assumed that there was no chance of her arrival. Xenia and Harry were having their pleasure in the bed. They forgot to close the entrance door. She reached at home with their only daughter, Sheena. She was 14 years old. She loved her father like other children. Jessica and Sheena found Harry and Xenia in his bedroom.

Jessica was stunt and she was senseless. But, Sheena took it normally and told her father to wear his cloth. She dialed the doctor’s telephone number. “Sorry miss, we just interrupted you.” She said to Xenia and gently requested, “You may leave now, and don’t forget to meet my daddy in any other secrete place”.